What to do in case of fire...works.

First you must huff and bark and be generally annoying to your owners.
Then, maybe your momma will put a Thunder Shirt on you in hopes it calms you down.  Silly momma.
Next, stare at dad intently until he pays attention to you.

Finally, jump up on the couch and crawl into dad's lap.

Hopefully, this will protect you from those mean loud fireworks.